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January 10, 2005

Darnita, Ang Darnang Punggok

Si Darna nung Baby pa... CLICK to enlarge and find out kung talagang duling ako

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January 09, 2005

Madam BatJay, Ang Manghuhulang Bano

Madam BatJay, Ang Manghuhulang Bano

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January 08, 2005

SINIPIT NA LION KING

Lion King

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January 06, 2005

Ay Pod!

iFad

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January 04, 2005

TITS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

TITS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

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January 01, 2005

The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

Balak kong i-publish ang picture na ito sa website ng Ripley's Believe it or don't. Iniisip ko na nga ang mga possible titles...

1. madonna and child
2. mother and son
3. kalabog and bosyo
4. radical chef and the circumcised chef
5. rain man
6. thelma and louise
7. godzilla and mothra

ano sa tingin ninyo?

The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea

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December 30, 2004

AGENT X-44, ANG PINSAN NI JAMES BOND

AGENT X-44, ANG PINSAN NI JAMES BOND

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December 28, 2004

So, tell before you come to me from out of yonder skies, a man's a man who looks a man right between the eyes

BAKA MAPANIS YAN... eto ang hitsura ng sinkit
na pango
na galit sa mundo
na lalaking
nangungulangot?

ang cute ko no?

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December 26, 2004

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with

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December 24, 2004

FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST

THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST, BABY IT'S TRUE

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December 22, 2004

BATJAY ALYAS RINGGO STARR, THE HIDDEN DRUMMER

BATJAY ALYAS RINGGO STARR, THE HIDDEN DRUMMER

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December 20, 2004

If you've ever been lonely, Take the word of a fallen angel

If you've never had no one, Take the word of a fallen angel, If you never been no where, Take the word of a fallen angel, If you've ever been lonely, Take the word of a fallen angel

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December 18, 2004

12 VERSIONS OF NGATAIN MO

12 VERSIONS OF NGATAIN MO

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December 16, 2004

SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG PINSANG PANGIT NI DONITA ROSE

ang ganda ko 'no? kamukha ko pala si donita rose pagtapos niyang masagasaan ng school bus. o kaya pag nadapa siya sa bagong aspaltong kalye. actually, ito ang magiging hitsura ko pag nagpaputol ako ng betlog at nagpa injection ng extrogen. liliit ang boses ko pero gaganda naman ang kilay ko.... tangina, sa tutuo lang: ang pangit ko pala kung naging bading ako.

ang babaeng dating lalaki

ano bang magandang title ng blog entry na ito? hmmm....

SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG BABAING MAY LAWIT
SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG LALAKING MAY KAAKIT-AKIT
SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG PINSANG PANGIT NI DONITA ROSE

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December 14, 2004

SUPER BATJAY, ANG LALAKING MAY UTONG SA NOO

TAGAPAGTANGGOL ng mga naaping housewife na walang perang pambili ng sabong panlaba. kaya niyang habulin ang mga LRT train na papuntang baclaran, mas mabilis pa sa bala ng paltik na .38, kaya niyang hakbangan ang mga building sa makati. tingnan nyo, sa langit! ibon ba yan? baka eroplano? naku, si SUPER BATJAY, ANG LALAKING MAY UTONG SA NOO lang pala.

TAGAPAGTANGGOL NG MGA NAAPI!

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December 12, 2004

ZORRO

face mask pang-contra SARS

pang contra sa SARS na face mask... baduy na si BatJay.

dear mommy,

nandito pa rin kami ni jet sa singapore at nag-iingat pa rin sa SARS. mahigpit na rito - 2 beses na kaming pinaparecord ng temperature sa opisina. pati nga rito sa bahay ay nag-lalagay na kami ng face mask. di na rin kami lumalabas ng bahay dahil baka pagtawanan kami ng mga tao. sana ay mawala na itong epidemic na ito para naman makauwi kami sa june... at saka para makilala na ako ng boss ko.

ingat diyan,
Zorro

p.s. ito nga pala ang ginamit ko nung nag audition ako kay stanley kubrick. sa kasawiang-palad, si tom cruise ang kinuha, bwakanginangyan. di bale, next time na lang siguro... kaya lang namatay na si kubrick eh. gagawa kaya si spielberg ng "eyes close-open"?

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December 10, 2004

FEEL THE BEAT OF THE TAMBOURINE

YOU ARE MY DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY 17

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December 08, 2004

THE KING IS DEAD

elvis and paris

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December 06, 2004

LONG LIVE BATJAY

LONG LIVE BATJAY

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December 04, 2004

PARIS HILTON BATJAY LOOKS LIKE DUBYA

PARIS HILTON BATJAY LOOKS LIKE DUBYA

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December 02, 2004

MICHAELANGELO'S LOST MASTERPIECE

MICHAELANGELO'S LOST MASTERPIECE

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November 24, 2004

ANG FOLK SINGER NG MA MON LUK

ang folk singer ng ma mon luk

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November 22, 2004

EVOLUTION

MAY UTONG SA NOO

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November 20, 2004

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBELM

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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November 18, 2004

BATJAY PORNSTAR

BATJAY PORNSTAR

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November 16, 2004

HAIL TO THE CIRCUMCISED CHEF

HAIL TO THE CIRCUMCISED CHEF!

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November 14, 2004

HAIL TO THE CHIEF

HAIL TO THE CHIEF!

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November 12, 2004

MORPHING GMA AND BATJAY

MORPHING GMA AND BATJAY

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BATJAY ASINTADO

BATJAY ASINTADO

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November 01, 2004

Fossils show Hobbit sized hominids lived beside humans

Fossils show Hobbit sized hominids lived beside humans

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The 1001 Lives of Mr. BatJay - sightings all over the world of the Karma Chameleon himself.

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CELEBRITIES
PINOY
PROFESSIONS
SUPERHEROES
WEIRD

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george w bush's smirk, mga pangalan na nilalagyan ng "h" (katulad ng jhune, dhanny, jhoey, jhim, jhay, jhet, mayron pa nga akong kilalang piph), tunog ng baril ni agent X44 Tony Falcon, tunog ng suntok ng mga pelikulang pinoy, people who say "at the end of the day" all the time, allergic reactions to seafood, tunog ng stirofoam pag pinisil, tunog ng kinaskas na kuko sa blackboard, war, alikabok, the term "weapons of mass destruction", sales people who always say "absolutely", people who don't take a bath everyday, anghit, people who don't change their shirts everyday, tropical heat, people with anghit who don't take a bath and don't change their shirts everyday at kasabay mong maglakad in the tropical heat, cnn's jim clancey's reporting, monday afternoons, NAIA, the term "liberating the iraqi people", jeepney fumes, standing on a bus going home, cruise missles, pelikulang bumbay, stale coffee, tomahawk missles, january 2, ping lacson, tessie aquino ureta, pimples, powdered orange juice, elevator music, kenny-g's music, elevator playing kenny-g's music, donald rumsfeld's squint, funeral parlors, hospitals, hospital morgues, cold showers, nagtataeng ballpen, nagtataeng ballpen na nakalagay sa bulsa ng puting polo shirt, lapis na bale, disco music, rap music, loud bar music, loud rap music played in a bar, non-functioning remote control, scientific calculators that are not casio, automatic watches that stop in the middle of the night, smelly farts that are not mine, come to think of it - any kind of fart that did not come from my asshole, "bawal umihi dito" signs (ang mahole, bogbog), sunglasses na tabingi pag sinuot mo, yellow-orange shirts, pink pants for men, pantalon na bitin, lalaki na naka yellow-orange shirt na may ternong pink pants na bitin, lawlaw na shorts, tsinelas na luma, loud preachers inside a bus (PRAISE THE GOD!), el shaddai, amerikana ni brother mike, brother mike, good friday, american war propaganda, train stations in india, being thirsty, LBM, smelly hair, ugly american speeches, tinapay na may amag, mainit na coke, soft boiled egg na sobrang soft, CNN reporters na pumipikit-pikit pag nagrereport, sign pen na walang tinta, CD na tumatalon, abstract painting na binebenta sa bangketa sa quiapo, palenkeng maputik, cell phones ringing inside theatres, sappy love song ring tones, sappy love song ringtones ringing inside theatres, loud text message ringtones, mcdo hamburgers na may chii sauce, taxes, ringing phones at 2 o clock in the morning, traffic jams, fast changing traffic lights, war councils, tapilok, somebody wearing turtle neck sweaters in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets over tutleneck sweaters in manila, the term "decisive force", censorship, self righteous people, self righteous censors, names i can't pronounce, people calling me "david", riding in a car that's been left baking in an open parking lot in manila at 12 o clock noon, pentel pen na malapit nang maubusan ng tinta, the disco song entitled "zodiac", low batt cellphone right when you need it, underpowered cars, stars on 45 music, stars on 45 music being played inside buses, stars on 45 being played inside a bus when a preacher suddenly shouts "PRAISE THE LORD" while you are a few seconds from finally taking a nap, funeral wreathes, lumang pera, kahit anong pelikula ni steven segal (except yung kasama niya si idol kong tommy lee jones), ang mukha ni prime minister john howard ng australia, "operation iraqi freedom"...
...AND, the most kinaiinisang bagay-bagay as of late: the term "shock and awe".