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November 30, 2004

ANG GAGAMBANG BADING

ang sapot
ng gagamabang bakla
ay kulot
may pilay
ang galamay niyang baluktot

Posted by batjay at 06:29 AM | Comments (4) | TrackBack

November 29, 2004

PINATUYONG ISDA

binilad ang daing
sa matinding sikat ng araw
mamayang kaunti
nagdatingan nang mga langaw.

Posted by batjay at 10:03 AM | Comments (2) | TrackBack

November 24, 2004

ANG DEMONYONG MAKULIT

may demonyo sa likod ko
kung ano ano ang kinukwento
sa sobrang kulit
ako'y nabuwisit
tinusok ko ang pwet nya ng tinidor

Posted by batjay at 06:28 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 23, 2004

ANG BOYFRIEND KONG DWENDE

ako ang maligaya
sa boyfriend kong dwende
mahaba na ang dila
ang gara pa ng bigote

Posted by batjay at 10:10 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 20, 2004

A CURSE

tamaan sana ng kidlat
o kaya sana'y magka anghit
kung sino man yon
nagsabing ako'y pangit?

Posted by batjay at 07:41 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 19, 2004

ANG PUYAT NA KALABAW

si aling patring
ay may alagang kalabaw
magdamag na gising
dahil nagpupusoy daw

Posted by batjay at 06:28 AM | Comments (2) | TrackBack

November 18, 2004

Sino ang nagpupusoy, si Aling Patring o yung kalabaw?

si aling patring ang bangka
yung kalabaw ang malakas magtaya
pareho silang tambay
ng mga lamay ng patay

Posted by batjay at 07:17 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 17, 2004

THE BALLAD OF THE SUICIDAL MOSQUITO

suicidal na lamok:
inamoy ang usok
ng sinindihan na katol.

Posted by batjay at 02:16 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 14, 2004

INA-AMAG NA HAIKU

kumain siya ng hopia
di niya alam na luma
nagkulong sa kubeta.

Posted by batjay at 02:13 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 12, 2004

"WAITER, THERE'S A FLY IN MY SOUP" HAIKU

may langaw
sa aking sabaw
lumalangoy ng paatras.

Posted by batjay at 05:33 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack

November 11, 2004

a vagabond's limerick

i am an aimless walker
on a clueless trip.
the wind blows behind me
but i'm a rudderless ship.

where will this lead me?
i surely don't know.
it matters not really
since i don't know where to go.

don't fret my love
this is the way i feel
but i'm just talking about my morning jog, you see
so it's really no big deal.

Posted by batjay at 07:04 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 09, 2004

ANG LALAKING TINUBUAN NG BETLOG SA NOO

CLICK TO ENLARGE - THE PICTURE NOT THE BETLOG (PERO PWEDE NA RIN)

bagong superhero:
meet tonyo,
ang lalaking tinubuan
ng betlog sa noo.

parating nauuntog.
hirap kasi siyang makakita,
dahil may nakaharang
na betlog
sa mata niya.

malapit nang mag kwarenta,
pero virgin pa.
di pa rin nagka siyota,
magkakaroon na sana
from a blind date,
pero biglang nawala
nang makita,
ang betlog sa noo niya.

"putang ina talaga"
ang wika niya,
palay na
naging bato pa

badtrip si tonyo
sa mga pahabol
na tingin ng tao,
sa mga pangaalaska,
sa mga buntung hininga
ng mga babaeng,
parang gustong kalabitin
ang betlog niya.

Posted by batjay at 06:22 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 08, 2004

KUNG BAKIT AKO KUMAKAIN NG EXOTIC FOOD TULAD NG BULATE AT MGA IBA'T IBANG INSEKTO

when all
is eaten and done
laman tiyan din yan

Posted by batjay at 01:02 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 07, 2004

PULUTAN

AW! AW! AW!
may asong ligaw

hinampas ng tubo.
naging tuyong adobo.

Posted by batjay at 01:14 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack

November 06, 2004

PABORITONG MIRIENDA

kaunting mais,
asin
at niyog.

binatog.

Posted by batjay at 02:25 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 05, 2004

SIZE MATTERS

ang titi
ni butiki
ay maliit,

ang asawa niya
ay nabuwisit,

tunulak siya
nang di ito nakatingin,

bumagsak siya
sa bibig
ng hikain.

Posted by batjay at 09:59 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 04, 2004

IHI NG BUTIKI

umiihi,
ang butiki
hinuli,
ng pasmadong hikain
kinain.

Posted by batjay at 09:56 AM | Comments (9) | TrackBack

November 03, 2004

D' Frog

may isang palaka
tumalon sa inodoro
nakulong sa septic tank

Posted by batjay at 09:47 AM | Comments (8) | TrackBack

November 02, 2004

crab mentality

ang talangka
tagilid maglakad
walang himala

Posted by batjay at 09:48 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack

November 01, 2004

THE BREAK OF DAY

i woke up today
with the sun on my face
dawn broke
and delivered its hues
i don't know
why i feel this way
sunrise blues

Posted by batjay at 09:45 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack




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george w bush's smirk, mga pangalan na nilalagyan ng "h" (katulad ng jhune, dhanny, jhoey, jhim, jhay, jhet, mayron pa nga akong kilalang piph), tunog ng baril ni agent X44 Tony Falcon, tunog ng suntok ng mga pelikulang pinoy, people who say "at the end of the day" all the time, allergic reactions to seafood, tunog ng stirofoam pag pinisil, tunog ng kinaskas na kuko sa blackboard, war, alikabok, the term "weapons of mass destruction", sales people who always say "absolutely", people who don't take a bath everyday, anghit, people who don't change their shirts everyday, tropical heat, people with anghit who don't take a bath and don't change their shirts everyday at kasabay mong maglakad in the tropical heat, cnn's jim clancey's reporting, monday afternoons, NAIA, the term "liberating the iraqi people", jeepney fumes, standing on a bus going home, cruise missles, pelikulang bumbay, stale coffee, tomahawk missles, january 2, ping lacson, tessie aquino ureta, pimples, powdered orange juice, elevator music, kenny-g's music, elevator playing kenny-g's music, donald rumsfeld's squint, funeral parlors, hospitals, hospital morgues, cold showers, nagtataeng ballpen, nagtataeng ballpen na nakalagay sa bulsa ng puting polo shirt, lapis na bale, disco music, rap music, loud bar music, loud rap music played in a bar, non-functioning remote control, scientific calculators that are not casio, automatic watches that stop in the middle of the night, smelly farts that are not mine, come to think of it - any kind of fart that did not come from my asshole, "bawal umihi dito" signs (ang mahole, bogbog), sunglasses na tabingi pag sinuot mo, yellow-orange shirts, pink pants for men, pantalon na bitin, lalaki na naka yellow-orange shirt na may ternong pink pants na bitin, lawlaw na shorts, tsinelas na luma, loud preachers inside a bus (PRAISE THE GOD!), el shaddai, amerikana ni brother mike, brother mike, good friday, american war propaganda, train stations in india, being thirsty, LBM, smelly hair, ugly american speeches, tinapay na may amag, mainit na coke, soft boiled egg na sobrang soft, CNN reporters na pumipikit-pikit pag nagrereport, sign pen na walang tinta, CD na tumatalon, abstract painting na binebenta sa bangketa sa quiapo, palenkeng maputik, cell phones ringing inside theatres, sappy love song ring tones, sappy love song ringtones ringing inside theatres, loud text message ringtones, mcdo hamburgers na may chii sauce, taxes, ringing phones at 2 o clock in the morning, traffic jams, fast changing traffic lights, war councils, tapilok, somebody wearing turtle neck sweaters in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets over tutleneck sweaters in manila, the term "decisive force", censorship, self righteous people, self righteous censors, names i can't pronounce, people calling me "david", riding in a car that's been left baking in an open parking lot in manila at 12 o clock noon, pentel pen na malapit nang maubusan ng tinta, the disco song entitled "zodiac", low batt cellphone right when you need it, underpowered cars, stars on 45 music, stars on 45 music being played inside buses, stars on 45 being played inside a bus when a preacher suddenly shouts "PRAISE THE LORD" while you are a few seconds from finally taking a nap, funeral wreathes, lumang pera, kahit anong pelikula ni steven segal (except yung kasama niya si idol kong tommy lee jones), ang mukha ni prime minister john howard ng australia, "operation iraqi freedom"...
...AND, the most kinaiinisang bagay-bagay as of late: the term "shock and awe".