THE 1001 LIVES OF MR. BATJAY

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[::..mga awit..::]
Musika at Awitin ni BatJay, Ang Dating Folk Singer
ng Ma Mon Luk

[::..mga tula..::]
Mga Tula ni BatJay, Ang Makatang Hilaw

[::..patawa..::]
Where in the World is Spiderman?

[::..chameleon persona..::]
The 1001 Lives of Mr. BatJay

[::..mga parangal..::]
mga nag special mention sa kwentong tambay

[::..listahan..::]
SiraUlo




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May 20, 2005

TWO VIRGINS

TWO VIRGINS

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May 12, 2005

CITY OF SIN

Brief

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April 17, 2005

MONA LISA SMILE

mona lisa smile

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March 19, 2005

BATJAY THE MENACE

BATJAY THE MENACE

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March 09, 2005

CAPTAIN KUPAL

CAPTAIN KUPAL

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December 30, 2004

AGENT X-44, ANG PINSAN NI JAMES BOND

AGENT X-44, ANG PINSAN NI JAMES BOND

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December 22, 2004

BATJAY ALYAS RINGGO STARR, THE HIDDEN DRUMMER

BATJAY ALYAS RINGGO STARR, THE HIDDEN DRUMMER

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December 16, 2004

SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG PINSANG PANGIT NI DONITA ROSE

ang ganda ko 'no? kamukha ko pala si donita rose pagtapos niyang masagasaan ng school bus. o kaya pag nadapa siya sa bagong aspaltong kalye. actually, ito ang magiging hitsura ko pag nagpaputol ako ng betlog at nagpa injection ng extrogen. liliit ang boses ko pero gaganda naman ang kilay ko.... tangina, sa tutuo lang: ang pangit ko pala kung naging bading ako.

ang babaeng dating lalaki

ano bang magandang title ng blog entry na ito? hmmm....

SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG BABAING MAY LAWIT
SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG LALAKING MAY KAAKIT-AKIT
SI DINOTA KAMPUPOT, ANG PINSANG PANGIT NI DONITA ROSE

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December 08, 2004

THE KING IS DEAD

elvis and paris

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December 06, 2004

LONG LIVE BATJAY

LONG LIVE BATJAY

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December 04, 2004

PARIS HILTON BATJAY LOOKS LIKE DUBYA

PARIS HILTON BATJAY LOOKS LIKE DUBYA

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The 1001 Lives of Mr. BatJay - sightings all over the world of the Karma Chameleon himself.


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[::..mga kinaiinisan..::]

george w bush's smirk, mga pangalan na nilalagyan ng "h" (katulad ng jhune, dhanny, jhoey, jhim, jhay, jhet, mayron pa nga akong kilalang piph), tunog ng baril ni agent X44 Tony Falcon, tunog ng suntok ng mga pelikulang pinoy, people who say "at the end of the day" all the time, allergic reactions to seafood, tunog ng stirofoam pag pinisil, tunog ng kinaskas na kuko sa blackboard, war, alikabok, the term "weapons of mass destruction", sales people who always say "absolutely", people who don't take a bath everyday, anghit, people who don't change their shirts everyday, tropical heat, people with anghit who don't take a bath and don't change their shirts everyday at kasabay mong maglakad in the tropical heat, cnn's jim clancey's reporting, monday afternoons, NAIA, the term "liberating the iraqi people", jeepney fumes, standing on a bus going home, cruise missles, pelikulang bumbay, stale coffee, tomahawk missles, january 2, ping lacson, tessie aquino ureta, pimples, powdered orange juice, elevator music, kenny-g's music, elevator playing kenny-g's music, donald rumsfeld's squint, funeral parlors, hospitals, hospital morgues, cold showers, nagtataeng ballpen, nagtataeng ballpen na nakalagay sa bulsa ng puting polo shirt, lapis na bale, disco music, rap music, loud bar music, loud rap music played in a bar, non-functioning remote control, scientific calculators that are not casio, automatic watches that stop in the middle of the night, smelly farts that are not mine, come to think of it - any kind of fart that did not come from my asshole, "bawal umihi dito" signs (ang mahole, bogbog), sunglasses na tabingi pag sinuot mo, yellow-orange shirts, pink pants for men, pantalon na bitin, lalaki na naka yellow-orange shirt na may ternong pink pants na bitin, lawlaw na shorts, tsinelas na luma, loud preachers inside a bus (PRAISE THE GOD!), el shaddai, amerikana ni brother mike, brother mike, good friday, american war propaganda, train stations in india, being thirsty, LBM, smelly hair, ugly american speeches, tinapay na may amag, mainit na coke, soft boiled egg na sobrang soft, CNN reporters na pumipikit-pikit pag nagrereport, sign pen na walang tinta, CD na tumatalon, abstract painting na binebenta sa bangketa sa quiapo, palenkeng maputik, cell phones ringing inside theatres, sappy love song ring tones, sappy love song ringtones ringing inside theatres, loud text message ringtones, mcdo hamburgers na may chii sauce, taxes, ringing phones at 2 o clock in the morning, traffic jams, fast changing traffic lights, war councils, tapilok, somebody wearing turtle neck sweaters in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets in manila, somebody wearing leather jackets over tutleneck sweaters in manila, the term "decisive force", censorship, self righteous people, self righteous censors, names i can't pronounce, people calling me "david", riding in a car that's been left baking in an open parking lot in manila at 12 o clock noon, pentel pen na malapit nang maubusan ng tinta, the disco song entitled "zodiac", low batt cellphone right when you need it, underpowered cars, stars on 45 music, stars on 45 music being played inside buses, stars on 45 being played inside a bus when a preacher suddenly shouts "PRAISE THE LORD" while you are a few seconds from finally taking a nap, funeral wreathes, lumang pera, kahit anong pelikula ni steven segal (except yung kasama niya si idol kong tommy lee jones), ang mukha ni prime minister john howard ng australia, "operation iraqi freedom"...
...AND, the most kinaiinisang bagay-bagay as of late: the term "shock and awe".